and get a lawyer.
Paris is filing suit because she didn’t authorize the use of her photo in billboards advertising, well, billboard space all over New Zealand. The ads featured the heiress with the word ‘vacant.’ written across her face. I’ll find you a picture.
I mean, if Paris has rights, God should too, I think. How pissed would you be if you were driving down the interstate and there was a big billboard with your face on it and a speech bubble with text you never said.
I mean I figured God was a fundamental creationist.
God told me he was pissed at you.
Child psychologists discourage using threats.
(also, I wish the second one included a bible verse for reference)
I think more people would be cool with God if they knew He didn’t only listen to Steven Curtis Chapman (puke)
This one isn’t credited to God, thank God.
“Come to Heaven, it’s where I do my stand-up on Friday nights” -God
God bleeds red, white, and blue and you should too.
In summation: “Stop putting words in my mouth, you’re making me look like a jacka**.” -God
